Is your mother bored?

Does the universal serial bus stop here?
No, you'll have a long, hard drive, I fear;
Since the weather's quite fair,
I shall don some soft wear
And I might fill the boot up with beer. 

Wet Wet Wet

I am thinking of building an ark;
Is it raining again *question mark*
Yes! The vessel will feature
Two each of each creature
But I'm drawing the line at a shark.

I believe...

It must be true, it's in the Mail:
Apparently, King Kong could read Braille;
John, Paul, George and Ringo
All played Naked Bingo
And Lassie played rugby for Sale.

Holiday Plan B

Bindon Bottom, in Lulworth Cove, Dorset, has just been voted the best B & B in the world by Trip Advisor reviewers; this is not far from my neck of the woods, so...

B & B Bindon Bottom: world's Best;

Brings a Bloomin' Big Blush to my Breast;

Its Breakfasts just Beckon

Far as Beacons of Brecon;

Get ye thither, Trip Advisor's Behest.

No end in sight

An artist named Christopher Wright
Was making up limericks one night;
The last words began
But they just wouldn't scan
So the punch lines, they just didn't quite...

(Pub newsletter September 2003 - Limerick Corner)

Sad farewell

A young man named Marcel Journeaux

To Australia's decided to geaux;

With the chess club just founded,

Well, we were astounded,

It's come as a terrible bleaux.

(Pub newsletter September 2003 - Limerick Corner)

A ballet good worker

There is a young barman called Joy
Who's a really accomplished bright boy;
He can skip, run and jump
Serving beer from the pump
With a grace that is almost Bolshoi.

(Pub newsletter September 2003 - Limerick Corner)