Dyson With Death

Despite a side-stepping manoeuvre,

My auntie was killed by her hoover;

She was living in France

When the flex snagged her pants

Now her statue's on show in the Louvre.

Never a cross word

"Prosper, like Homepride" *brackets 8*
For all cryptic crossword fans, wait!
No clue restitution,
You'll want the solution,
It's "flourish", don't it make you irate?  

Football mad

'You'll Never Walk Alone' is a song
Which the scousers sing loudly and long;
When you walk through a storm,
Try and keep your head warm
But if I were you, I'd lose the thong.

In the Baker's Arms

We stopped at the pie shop of Gregg
Near the end of our M40 leg;
A Yum-Yum for me
(At a mere 80 pee)
A hot roll: bacon, sausage, with egg.